I think that all this outrageous amount of money that gets spent on providing housing, recreational activities, and medical expenses for criminals should be put into building a PMS relief center for women. It should be built like a hotel/spa where women are forced to go during their wonderful monthly visit from the "lady in red." I mean do you see any Cons with this idea?
Lets face it, our men hate us during this sensitive time because we let all of their stupidity that we deal with the rest of the month build up inside, then let it rip on them in that one single week. Which if I'm calculating it correctly is about the equivalent of an atomic bomb going off in a septic tank. Talk about when the crap hits the fan... mercy. So if we're not around to release the Kraken on them, then they get to keep their manhood in tact and their love for us won't dwindle, thus decreasing divorce rates. Also women will get one week a month all to themselves to relax and be pampered. So when it's over they'll go home to their husbands with open arms, happy and rejuvenated. They say a happy wife makes a happy home, thus again decreasing divorce rates.
See what I just did? I just solved three fourths of America's problems right there. You know what decreased divorce rates mean don't you? Kid's won't grow up in broken homes, so their will be less drug use, teen pregnancies, criminal activity. They'll grow up to be productive members of society.. not serial killers or lazy bums that take advantage of the welfare system. The list of benefits from this one simple idea is boundless. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, your welcome America.
For those of you that don't understand the "release the Kraken on them" comment
please see image below. Ha.
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